AUSTRALIA IS FAKE

A comprehensive explanation of why Australia does not exist.



Part 1: The Idea

The idea of Britain simply putting all of their prisoners on an island and leaving them there makes almost no sense. Why not just build more prisons? Or start killing prisoners?



Part 2: The "People"

Their accent is clearly just them speaking a British accent but trying to modify their accent (poorly) to try to avoid suspicion.



Part 3: The Wildlife

How can someone be expected to believe that all these horrifying animals actually exist? All of these animals are surely made up so that nobody wants to go into Australia, where they would then learn that it is fake.



Part 4: Why?

But why would anyone do this? Well, simply to be funny, of course. Someone out there wants the bragging rights of tricking the entire world into believing in the existence of an entire continent.

Part 5: But I've been to Australia

If you think you've gone to Australia, you're sorely mistaken. Mostly, airliners just fly above the nearest ocean for a couple of hours before landing down in the nearest "Australia Zone", or a zone where actors are paid to make people believe they are in australia.



Part 6: I have an "Australian" friend

Sorry buddy, that isn't your friend. It's simply an actor trying to fool you into believing in the lie that is Australia. Maybe they act like they're all friendly with you, but in reality they just want to propogate the lie and fool more people.



This was a really stupid idea